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Note from the Editor:

Since going on the World Wide Web, Vivian Rose has received hundreds of letters from fans and "not so supportative" writers. This section is not about criticism. At least 10 percent of Vivian's letters contain some complaint about her reviews. So it goes with movie criticism. Many agree, some don't. This section is devoted to those who can not express their negative opinions without using gross put-downs or who are using email to demonstrate just how nasty and vile human beings can be.

Below, we reprint some of the flames that Vivian Rose has received. Perhaps you would like to give the writer your opinion concerning his or her behavior. If so, just click on the email address and use the resulting pre-addressed form to send the respondent your views.

Be advised that these letters contain very crude language!

Also note that some of the writers no longer have the email address under which they sent the letters. These addresses have been removed, since letters to the writers will simply "bounce" (that is, be undeliverable).

The letters are arranged in date order, newest first.


July 22, 1999

Well I do think some of the comments are a little extreme, and wonder where these people received their educations.

However, fortunately it is not critics who make or break a Movie, so we don't really need to listen to any biased feminist bullshit reviews, nor do we need to be told what movies we should like or dislike. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, even if it is a naked woman. It is women that choose weather they take their clothes off or leave them on.

Men do not exploit women, rather it is women that exploit Mens desires.

Unfortunately, feminists have forgotten the one precious thing that is slowly being undermined in our rapidly deteriorating society, and that is freedom of speech. They [women] have the freedom to verbally or literally attack Men, whilst Men are legally restricted to speak freely about what they feel.

Be careful ladies, for the more you alienate yourselves from men, they more they will seek other alternatives, and therefore women will become redundant. You surely must realise what would happen then.

Their is an old saying among men [and many true words have been spoken in jest] 'If it were not for that certain mechanism situated between a womens thighs, we would use them for target practice'.

Have a nice day ladies.

The nice Man.

D. Bugat - daletown2@lexicon.net


July 11, 1999

Here is a good example of the fact that trying to deal with dissent politely on the Internet doesn't always work.

Letter #1:

I thought that i would remind you that your reviews are lousy and you should cange them
gillies

Vivian's response:

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.Why don't you read some more of my reviews? I'm sure you'll find a few you agree with.
Vivian

Letter #2:

i dont care . you are a stupid cow . and for all i care about your over reviews you can go rape a fish because they are all krap . you are a dyke and i hate you web site . slut .
from gillies


July 4, 1999

Dear Bitch,

You suck the biggest, hairiest donkey shlong that ever existed. Maybe you should watch the fucking movies before you review them. And HOW could you say that the Star Wars aliens are stupid?! All the Star Trek aliens are human with a couple of lumps or dots. Add a lump-got a new alien! Add a notch-fresh alien out of the pot!

YOUR A STUPID, UNCLE FUCKING, UGLY, FAT, CRACK WHORE!!! YOUR MOVIE REVIEWS HAVE NO GRACE OR INSIGHT AND YOUR PIONTS LIKE "Why don't they punch each other out??...duh...I'm a fucking moron...duh..."

MAKE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER!!!! MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE A PORN SITE ON ULGY FAT WHORES THAT SUCK SWEATY NUT-SACKS.

Love, Robert


May 30, 1999

Ok you probably are tired of people insulting you but give me a break. you gave Star Wars the phantom menace 1 star what the hell is the matter with you, you bitch. you need to lighten up and actually give something else a better review than mr Magoo you suck everything you need to take your fucking movie reviews and shove them up your white ass bitch im gonna fucking kill you if you give episode II a bad review just beware!!!!!!!!!!!!

BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck you!!!!!!!!!!

Tarek Karkoutly


May 28, 1999

You bitch!!!! You dare trash Star wars!!!! Star Trek sucks dick! And So do you!

P. Julian


February 18, 1999

The 14 year old girl, Vivian Rose is a piece of shit I'll kill her with my bare hands if I ever see her, if she is the future of young film critics; life is hopeless.

Future true artists like Malick are doomed.

Her A Simple Plan review is fucking disgrace, and when someone calls a book by James Jones something of a wannabee Saving Private Ryan I puke.

I'LL SHIT ON HER!!!!

God Bless ALLL!!!!

Love,

Timmy


November 29, 1998

I just read the Hall Of Flame, and those people are 100% correct. You suck a big huge cock you dumb ass. You gave fucking Carpool and Mr.Magoo good ratings. Then you gave Empire Strikes Back a one and say its sexist. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DUMBASS??!!! DID YOU EVEN SEE THE FUCKING MOVIES? Damn you suck a big motherfucking ass.

Stop writing the shit you call movie reviews and write reviews on tile or something you dumb bitch.

Bob Scamento


September 28, 1998

hey you suck balls i think you are a horrible reviewer and i hope you die of some horribly infectious disease for think the game was dumb. obviously youre to young to comprehend the fine qualities of the game. oh and have a nice day.

Sharon Salz


April 12, 1998

your such a bitch and a net nerd,how the fuck would you know what a good movie is? all you do is spend your worthless time on the net punkass mother fucking bitch thats all i have to say

I.B. Horny


March 1, 1998

Hello. I would like to comment on your web page. I think it is the biggest crock of shit that I have ever seen in my whole life. To put it bluntly, you suck my white ass. How the hell did you ever get your own web page in the first place? . My right ass cheek could rate and write better movie reviews than you.

Terry D


February 27, 1998

I THINK THAT YOU ARE A BITCH AND YOU ARE A FUCKING LESBIAN AND A HOR AND A PENIS COCK SUCKER AND YOU LOVE TO LICK YOU MOMS PUSSY AND OR CUNT! YOU ARE A BIG ASS HOLE!

THANK YOU YOU MOTHER FUCKING, DAD PENIS SUCKER, SON OF A BITCH

SINCERALY,
JFRANK7331

MAIL ME BACK


February 2, 1998

VIVIAN, YOU OUGHTA BE SLAPPED AROUND BY MY SWEATY NUT SACK, YOU UGLY ASS FAT MONKEY-LIPPED NIGGLET. OINK OINK YOU FAT ASS BASTARD FUCK, KISS MY HAIRY ASS AND SUCK A BIG FUCKING NUT, BY THE WAY, TAKE A SHOWER YOU SMELLY FAT FUCK. OH YEAH, THE SPICE GIRLS SUCKED MY BIG FAT FERROCIOUS COCK MEAT LAST NIGHT AND I THOUGHT OF SMACKING YOU WHILE I GRABBED THEIR YUMMY TITTIES AND GOT A HANDFULL OF PUNIANI -BITCH!!!!

Luke McCabe


January 2, 1997

"Evita" sucked. It had absolutely no plot. As for "The Ref", I'm not saying it's a bad movie, BUT IT COMES NOWHERE FUCKING CLOSE TO "IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE" YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!!!! I hope you die. I literally do. I hope some psycho kidnaps you, rapes you, and surgically tortures you for years until he blows your fat, ugly, mind-numbing, stupid, arrogant brain all over his fucking wall.

Flynnie


December 15, 1997

I'm really sorry, but I think you do an awful job reviewing those movies. You have absolutely no taste, and your descriptions are totally out of whack. I think they should stop letting you review movies and shuve a poll up your ass. You're so full of shit you eyes are brown. Now I'm sorry to say this, but your reviews are crap.

Margot


October 27, 1997

Fuck you. I thought Spawn was agreat movie. you are a stuped peices of shit with the brain cells of a cat. I bet you have 30 vibrtors and 100 hores to fuck you fat shit

brazil denis


October 11, 1997

u bitchified slut of a butch.....how could u insult my idol ? pls have a look at ur own ugly face ..wat does it worth ? i'll tell u a pice of shit , even if u do not like the show , u shouldn't insult it, it is so very rude . its suppose to be a comedy , u dun even have a sence of humour, y watch it on the first place !!

lian yihan


Editor's Note:

The writer of this letter is no longer at the address from which he or she sent this email. They must have crawled back under the rock they originally came from.


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