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Jonny Sharples

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Liverpool, England, UK

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I love Tiger Woods

by

Jonny Sharples

I love only him
Except a girl called Kim
I hate all those fakes
Who hit the ball into the lakes

All the fakes are lame
They don't know how to play the game
Those amature golfers who don't know how to play
They are generally referred to as "gay"


I hate Bolton

by

Jonny Sharples

Why do i hate bolton?
Because they can't pass
they can't shoot
they have pink boots

There strikers are worse than a boy called skin
They should be dunked in the bin
The midfield should be shot
The defender are smoking pot


cats

by

Jonny Sharples

their furry
their fun
they taste nice when put in a bun
they're cats
they're cats

their furry
their fun
they eat mice when put in a bun
they're cats

their furry
their fun
they go on rampages with a gun
they're cats