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LIFE!

by

Steven Cafferky

Life sucks, are we all here to make ourselves bucks?
Walking down the streets we get dirty looks! Whilst all the time we're reading dirty books!
I'm sick of life and all it may bring
I hate hearing the birds sing, sing, sing!
Life equals stress and not stresses equality
Some people do well whilst others exist without any quality!

Grr, um ah, um ah, Grr!
All my words, doth i slurr!
Life has left me speechless
Like the time i saw the sea monster of loch ness!
The parks of green are awful to be seen
When they are filled with many a teen!
For they just tend to stand about and
They don't just talk but they bloody shout!

Of those people i do feel in awe
For they come a knocking with Satan at their door!
They may be poor but are very sure
THAT THEY LIVE LIFE TO THE MAX AND NOT FEEL UNSURE ABOUT BEING WATCHED!


THE DADDY!

by

Steven Cafferky

There once was a guy called peers,
Everywhere he goes he doth receive cheers,
4 he licks people and spanks their arse,
He's extremely friendly(thats no a farce!)

He has a friend called CHIEF
Who loves to eat BEEF
He loves to drink STELLA
And truely adores Harry BELLA (FONTE) (?)

There's also a guy cslled BAZ
Who's is a complete and utter twaz (?)
Who got locked in a room and was forced to receive head
But was far to scared of the gurl 2 go to bed
In case the daddy was filming!

NICE ARSE WALSHY adds a twist
When the daddy flicks him off with his wrist
And slaps his arse till it turns red
Then and only then he unties him from the bed!
We all love Walshy! YES we do
The Daddy films him when he's unaware
Like the time he was bathing in the bare!
We want to rub baby oil into his chest
And lick it off without a rest.

BOOM BOOM!

Do ya really like it?


claimed baggage Sean Cafferky!

by

Steven Cafferky

i sit here
tattered and torn
waiting for You who are late
i have already
traveled and tried
waiting for You who are late

i am just
unclaimed baggage

i rot inside
broken and bruised
wasting in this prison of independence

MMMMMMMMMMMM HANDBAG!


Aha!

by

Steven Cafferky

Caff is his name
And American football is his game.
For Hull Sharks he plays, the best in the country.
For seven years I have known him
I donít know why I like him
Seventy times a day he farts
Another, another, another!!!
Because he is so foul,
Iím glad that heís left town.
Golden hair,
God he looks so gay!
International management he studies,
Management! What the hell!!!
People should be afraid.


cheese

by

Steven Cafferky

do ya smell cheese?
i do, if u please!
IT's bringin me down to my knees,
COS I HATE CHEESE!


THUG LIFE?

by

Steven Cafferky

THUG starts from birth, ends at death,
From the first until the last breath!
From the first skull cracked,
To the last punch packed!

THUG comes from within, extends to without,
Makes u scream, makes u shout!
Turns u into a dick,
From an ordinary joe to a fuckin prick!

Thug causes the prematures ceasin' of life,
But with this brings an end to all the fuckin shit and strife.

However thug brings out the strengths of people,
Makes them stand out from the rest,
However thug brings out the weaknesses of people
and shadows the rest beneath the best!

TUPAC RIP!


Rap song number 1!

by

Steven Cafferky

!Thatís Life!
Fuck this, Fuck that!
Thatís life you say, thatís fucking true!
Fuck this cunt, Fuck this twat!
You take the piss out of me and Iíll fucking kill you!

Fucking Fuck her, Fucking Fuck him!
Rape her of her mother fucking senses!
Kill he of sin, thrust through Satan a pin!
Build around oneís fucking soul 40-foot high fences!

Fuck them, Fuck we!
Canít you mother fuckers see?
This life is shit! That life is cool!
Raise your hands, shout, "Fuck it" and drop out of school!

Education fucking sucks, itís for Ďsilly assí suckers!
For little fucking sissies and lilí motherfuckers!
Educationís the world, in which we fucking live,
Non-educated folk fuck dicks, those who give!

Little Miss Moffat read a book!
Her sissy ass throat they fucking shook!
Her brain they devoured,
Her knowledge overpowered!
Her Silly little ass, they gave a fuck!

Little Jack Horner was sent to the corner,
Cutting his soul and bleeding inside!
Satan fucking smirked!
Jack fucking jerked! (off)
God fucking sighed!
Jack fucked a nun and refused to fucking cry!

Life is shit! Iím fucking sick of it!
Whoever fucking put us here best do the opposite!
For I might jump the queue,
Of people waiting to be dicked!
Why wait for you? when I can dick to!

Wankers doubt me, Bad ass dudes laugh!
They donít speak now as theyíre resting in peace in an Acid Bath!
Fuck this, Fuck that!
Thatís life you say, thatís fucking true!
Fuck this cunt, Fuck this twat!
You take the fucking piss out of me and Iíll fucking kill you!


Rap song number 2!

by

Steven Cafferky

!Ghetto Love!
Crack heads, boners, whores and dicks!
In the Ghetto thereís a healthy mix
Of all the folk youíd hate to meet
Like those whoíll kill you dead on your fucking feet!

You fuck around Ďní your throat will be slit!
These mother fuckers donít give a shit!
No Guilty Conscience they have in mind!
If you meet these thugs youíll fucking find
Pistol shooters whoíll blow your mind!

I ainít from de Ghetto but is full of shite!
Donít be scared folks I wonít fucking bite!
Iíll blow you up with fucking dynamite!
You wonít know Iíve struck!
Iím lighter than a buck!
Iíll soon reduce you to a pile of shite!

People fear the ghetto, I just donít!
I refuse to get a job or is it that I just wonít?
When Iím pissed off I fucking strike!
Like I pistol-whip people when I like!

The message is clear, lets all go to the Ghetto
With killing all fags our number one motto!
Lets all storm the fucking scum poor
With Satan at our side go knocking at their door!

Punch the fuckers, Pull their hair!
Go throw a punch donít stop and stare!
Copy me, I donít care, this mass revolt Iíll fucking share
With all you fans and all your vans
In which I can lay the bodies of the wounded without a care!
My job is done, Iíve had my fun!
See what I do and copy me!
Put on weight, go smoke dope,
Do what the fuck you need to cope,
With all the shit and stress you see!
Donít give a fuck and be like me!


rap song number 3!

by

Steven Cafferky

!Ghetto Love!
Crack heads, boners, whores and dicks!
In the Ghetto thereís a healthy mix
Of all the folk youíd hate to meet
Like those whoíll kill you dead on your fucking feet!

You fuck around Ďní your throat will be slit!
These mother fuckers donít give a shit!
No Guilty Conscience they have in mind!
If you meet these thugs youíll fucking find
Pistol shooters whoíll blow your mind!

I ainít from de Ghetto but is full of shite!
Donít be scared folks I wonít fucking bite!
Iíll blow you up with fucking dynamite!
You wonít know Iíve struck!
Iím lighter than a buck!
Iíll soon reduce you to a pile of shite!

People fear the ghetto, I just donít!
I refuse to get a job or is it that I just wonít?
When Iím pissed off I fucking strike!
Like I pistol-whip people when I like!

The message is clear, lets all go to the Ghetto
With killing all fags our number one motto!
Lets all storm the fucking scum poor
With Satan at our side go knocking at their door!

Punch the fuckers, Pull their hair!
Go throw a punch donít stop and stare!
Copy me, I donít care, this mass revolt Iíll fucking share
With all you fans and all your vans
In which I can lay the bodies of the wounded without a care!
My job is done, Iíve had my fun!
See what I do and copy me!
Put on weight, go smoke dope,
Do what the fuck you need to cope,
With all the shit and stress you see!
Donít give a fuck and be like me!


rap song number 4!

by

Steven Cafferky

!MURDER!
Break my bones, make me bleed
Soil my ass with your dirty seed.
Snap my neck, tweak my senses
Insult me using all fucking tenses!

One thing must be made fucking clear
Youíll never find me crying into my god-dam beer!
Iíll never duck and dive
Iíll never run away
Fuck with me Ďn you wonít see another day!
I ainít a force to be recogned wiv
You fuck with me Iíll kill you with a sieve!
Iíll kill you dead, your blood will run cold,
Your fuckiní corpse Iíll burn and scold!
Iíll hide you in all Four Corners of the globe
The cops will never fucking catch me by Jobe!
Iím worse than 2pac Iím a cut above the rest
Dick me just once Iíll cut your fucking chest!
Go on punk make my day
Iíll fucking have your gang raped by just one gay!
He will dick you back and front
Heíll bite into you, YOU FUCKING CUNT!

The devil sits upon my back,
Heíll dam you to hell you fucking twat!
If Iím pissed Iíll piss on you
Iíll choke your neck till you turn blue!
Iíll rip your head off and shit in the hole
Iíll mount your ass on a fucking pole!
Your head Iíll use as a bowling ball
Your dick Iíll stick on my bedroom wall!

You fingers Iíll shove up your ass
The best body part Iíve saved till last,
Iíll drop my brain into the devilís flame,
Never again will he be the fucking same!
For it will send the cold as ice motherfucker insane!

Murder is a funny thing
Think of all the joy it will bring!
The look of fear in the victims eye
The shake of the body as you send the floating into the sky!
The lurch of their body as their life is done
The head upon your shoulders soon will be spun!
Murder makes me stop and think
Up new ways to force corpses down my sink!


LOVE!

by

Steven Cafferky

Does it fuckin exist?

don't think so!

IT's a fuckin state of mind!

Not a fuckin state of bein!

Love isn't warm!

Love is fuckin cold!

Love aint fuckin red!

Love's fuckin dark black!

Light cannot escape from it's fuckin surface!

The world wud b a betta place wivout fuckin love!

Fuckin love? wot the fuck?

In coldness there's stability!

In love there fuckin aint!

One falls in luv in the hope of a fuckin screw!

However in the end love is the one that screws u!

Fuck love! I don't fuckin need/want it!

Love keeps me up all night pineing!

Love brings about my fuckin insomnia!

Love is the one that fuckin makes me sleepy when i'm fuckin awake!

I'll fuckin settle for my fuckin dream of love if that exists!

The concept of love bringin bout ur soulmate in the form of members of the opposite sex! wot the fuck?

One fuckin footie team of the boys in blue and one fuckin four wheeled cars will fuckin do for me!

MCFC + XR2i's 4eva! NOW THATS FUCKIN THE ONLY SOULMATES THAT I FUCKIN NEED!

oh yeah and my blonde hair!


rap song number 5!

by

Steven Cafferky

!Psycho!
When Iím mad my eyes start to roll
My soul turns blacker than a lump of coal!
My eyes canít fixate on any one spot
And my dick starts to feel so dam fucking hot!

I wanna dick twats in their fucking eye
I wanna hear those mother fuckers cry!
I wonít abstain from violence
Iíll never fucking sit on the god dam fucking fence!
You either dick folk or you fucking donít
Thereís no fucking sense in saying ĎI wonítí!

Cos the power of torture reeks so strong
Shit, it inspired me to write my fucking song!
The change of colour in the victims skin
The way that they realise their hopes are slim!
It turns me, oh am being funny?
Shit out of their panic I earned this money!

Their bones I use around my house
Their braincells I give to my fucking spouse!
Sheís fucking thick and too fucking nice
With her itís all sweet things no fucking spice!

I canít fucking help the way I feel!
Or these god dam urges to your skin to peel!
Why o why do I think this way
At least Iím happy that Iím not gay!
Marilyn Manson scares the shit out of me
He should have been drowned at the age of three!
I blame nurture for his god dam ugliness
Iím gonna rip his head off and in the hole Iíll piss!

I see a tough guy, I wanna see him fucking gang raped
From my fucking clutches heíll not fucking escape!
Heís an actor just like me and it pisses me off as much as can be!
Iím just illustrating that anyone can rap
Shit, anyone, like me!

Shit I am still angry, Iím full of rage!
I need to be isolated in a god dam cage!
Iím a grammar school educated chap by name
Thatís the fucking place where I lay my blame!
Without hurting people Iíd go insane!

My teaís gone cold Iím wondering why
I canít be fucking shy!
The morning smog chokes up my mind
Of rationality I am blind
Iíd feel better off after a drugs overdose
Then I wouldnít exist
Then Iíd be fucking clear of this physcadellic mist!
Of society I am pissed!
I wanna stop striking everytime I am dissed!
Then I call you and my thoughts just shoo!
As I think of killing you!

Now Iíve explained my physcadellic self,
Shit why no go put my tape back on the shelf?
Disregard it, as youíre afraid to think
Of all the things I think about, I say shit without a blink,
Donít care I need a shrink, or that I have fiery flirtations
I just wanna live life as many vacations!


rap song number 6!

by

Steven Cafferky

!PILLS!
I have no money to pay my bills,
Still I can down some motherfucking pills
From these spherical objects I get deep thrills
But sadly in my liver theyíll fucking congeal!

Iíll kill you silly dicks for these little treats
Iíll rob a fucking bank to pay for these sweets
They allow me to be more creative than fucking Keates
They take me to Hell within my Soul, where Satin I bloody meet!

Their cost is lives, th ey equal knives
Shit theyíre more fucking abstract than cheese and chives!
I need these ass wipes to stay alive
Yet with these lil mother fuckers Iíll fucking die!

I donít do coke yet Iím partial to weed
They soil my soul with their dirty fucking seed.
I donít dig chicks with fucking dicks
Yet after a few pill Iíll suck their tits and their pricks!

A pubís carpark is where I strut my stuff,
A pubís carpark is where I do pills and kill a random puff!
Shit I ainít out lookiní to be ill
Yet who the fuck knows the after effects of this pill.

I like Ecstasy yet who the fuck knows what the side effects could be!
I like pills in my beer!
My little E friend allows me to demonstrate how the world must be!
As Iím killing fags my other self gives a fucking cheer!

I have no money to pay my bills,
Still I can down some motherfucking pills
From these spherical objects I get deep thrills
But sadly in my liver theyíll fucking congeal!


rap song number 7!

by

Steven Cafferky

!Consequences of actions!
Born another average guy, born to live, born to die!
I ask myself why o why! Do we end up underground or in the sky?
Born a tot, grow up to smoke pot, die an OAP in a final trot!
Without a horse, with remorse, a lifetime of crime in your mind!

In the furnace of the ground, you will eternally hear the sound
Of pain and torture taking their tolls on and sundries damned souls.
Lucifer laughs in his fiery baths of hell, at his Ďworkersí under his Ďsquireyí spell
Little do they know they will never be free like the heavenly destined folk like you and me!


rap song number 8!

by

Steven Cafferky


!Consequences of actions!
Born another average guy, born to live, born to die!
I ask myself why o why! Do we end up underground or in the sky?
Born a tot, grow up to smoke pot, die an OAP in a final trot!
Without a horse, with remorse, a lifetime of crime in your mind!

In the furnace of the ground, you will eternally hear the sound
Of pain and torture taking their tolls on and sundries damned souls.
Lucifer laughs in his fiery baths of hell, at his Ďworkersí under his Ďsquireyí spell
Little do they know they will never be free like the heavenly destined folk like you and me!


rap song number 9!

by

Steven Cafferky


!Damn Right!
Youíre damn fucking right that Iím full of shite!
Donít give a shit n wanna fly my spiritual kite!
You try and correct me Ďní youíll be in for a fight
As Iím confused but very amused at the way you take my shite!

Am I lying? Or am I not? You mother fucking pussies have lost the plot!
Just take me with a pinch of salt and leave me be to take my pot!
For face value youíll be short changed as your intrigued face will be re-arranged!
I am suffering and find myself in flight as I struggle with my kite!
Fuck it back to drugs,
YEAH DAMN RIGHT!


rap song number 10!

by

Steven Cafferky


PISSED!
Everytime Iím dissed, I get oh so fucking pissed
Off with junkies calling my kettle black!
Do I have a devilís mark on my back?
Or is it that my bodyís hellishly kissed?

Iím often pissed or as high as a kite n my brainís full of shite like dynamite!
I try to lift my blues upwards with all my might! It doesnít work! They must weigh a ton! My brainís like a red hot chilli bun!
From God Iím cursed! From Lu Iím reimbursed!
Soon my exit from the normal world will add to my delight!

From everything Iím annoyed!


IM STILL HERE! FUCK AMBROSE!

by

Steven Cafferky

Three years ago it tried to take my life!
Wot the fuck? Fuck AMBROSE! It's their fault!

Bring on Hull and all it's done for me!
It's turned me into a full fledged grown up little boy!

I'm oozin wiv power and confidence!
FUCK AMBROSE!

I just dont give a fuck anymore!
Revision, order, work, studious young gentlement?
Ambrose don't fuckin think so!

u want to get as many a's as possible steven!
Otherwise u will be like the rest of them out their!
U need to get the grades to stand out!
Be more studious steven!

FUCK OFF! Stand back whilst i shoot!
Indoctrianted yound studious gentleman i was!
Tryin to kiss ass to get in the teachers good books!
FUCK OFF! STAND THE FUCK BACK WHILST I SHOOT!

I'm growin stronger day by day, im risin up from the shit i used to live in!
I'm becomin more streetwise! takin grasp of my own life!
I make my fuckin bed! so i'm gonna fuckin lye in each and every 1 i make!


WATCH OUT!

by

Steven Cafferky

Stand back, duck out the way of strays
as caff opens fire afta changin his ways!

If u've pissed me off in the past watch out! im back!
U know who u r! u will suffer! i feel power! i feel anger!

U wont be able to hold me back as i strike strike strike!
watch out in the dark as that's when my baseball bat will park!

HULLCAFF is alive and kickin!
Ambrosecaff is dead and will neva resurface! fuck him!

c u in the dark people! kiss kiss!

bang! bang! bang! one single bullet for each one!