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Douglas Braid

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dream

by

Douglas Braid

twisted smile, beauty for tommorow
wake up theres an angel at the window
sleep again, a diferent world
wake up colour is minimal

vast vacums and rain drenched thought
bring colour from the dark
bring pluto from the sun
I admire the hate in everyone

walking over the light of consiousness
people are visable, thoughts rational
people move their importance to darkness
people share their darkness with light


death of season

by

Douglas Braid

death is a smile
a sun drenched walk
away from grace
away from thought

remain the beauty
silence brings
drifted echoes
nothing lost

look at darkness
a laughing light
smile at the candle
burning bright

born is a window
death is the glass
passed on through
nothing lasts


Saton smiling

by

Douglas Braid

Within the center of the sun
Truths unfold, satons smiles
Underestimated people will say
find me in the darkness
so I shall turn to light.

Push away sheer ignorance
Which may project pictures
The moral side, the demon
pushing the structures
of loving hate.

Dance to our song,
Songs of strength
Songs of power
The anger is born
born from our music
orgasmic power
breeding hate
Good is standing behind
but we just can't wait


THE LONLEY SALMON

by

Douglas Braid

tHERE WAS A LONLEY SALMON
OR WAS IT JUST A DREAM
WALKING DOWN THE HIGH STREET
A BIT LIKE MR BEAN
SHE HAD ANOTHER SALMON
LESBIANS THEY WERE
T'WAS SONIA FROM EASTENDERS
A FISH WITH PUBIC HAIR

Untitled

by

Douglas Braid

There was a lonely salmon
who lived on lard and cream
he was all wet and smelly
And chewed on pies between

Nows theres a a fat lonely salmon
at the bottom of the pond
decided to wear lipstick
so he could be like elton john

The lonely salmon part 2

by

Douglas Braid

Again came the lonely salmon
swimming through the pond
Decided to become a raging homo
to be like elton john

the lonley salmon part 3

by

Douglas Braid

Elton john was was raging
A salmon shant be gay
wet and fishy maybe
so he shouted HEY!
"Hey salmon what ya doin
swimming on dry land"
but the salmon it said nothing
it just waltzed into the sand

braido the fool

by

Douglas Braid

im a poet, dont ya know it

im a poet way hay

the only thing about being a poet

is that all of us are gay!!!!!!!!!!

Untitled

by

Douglas Braid

I wish I was a lady
as being a guy is just too crazy
if only i had handbags
cause all i see is manbags
oh too be a lady
a prim and proper braidy

The Ballad of Douglas Braid

by

Douglas Braid

My name is Douglas Braid,
I thought I had it made,
By posting poems on the net,
I thought I might get laid.

But that was not to be,
The audience saw through me,
And now I just sit in my house,
Stoned out of my tree.