Spoons

by

Stephen Cree

I have lost a stainless steel teaspoon
misplaced, not dropped on the floor
my net spoonage is down by twenty per cent
I owned five but now have just four.
If you said you wanted two rice spoons
I may mistake you for a South African and fetch a starter pistol
anticipating the dull contest of spoon versus spoon,
can you name a recent Olympian kitchen utensil?
Daley Teaspoon?
Daley Telegraph-Pole-Thrower?
He was a tosser
but not of salads.

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