The Web Poetry Corner - Stephen Cree - My Second Girlfriend
My Second Girlfriend
by
Stephen Cree
My second girlfriend was called Simone
she looked like Arsenal's Martin Keown
but she owned a Raleigh Chopper
so I went out with her proper
though her dad who was a copper
thought our relationship improper
and said I'd come a cropper
if I didn't end it.
I did not intend it
to jeopardise my welfare
so I bade farewell to her
having had a final go on her bike.