Howareya five O

by

Samantha M Jones

Another year has swiftly flown, alas your birthday's here
The big 'Five O' has finally come, how does it feel old dear
I've heard you get around quite well in fact you're rather nifty
It's quite a feat considering you're shaking hands with fifty
The bus pass it will soon be here, your zimmer frame's on hold
Well, never mind you aint alone, there's millions who are old
The wrinkles can be ironed out, the chin can take some tucks
We'll drag you navel over your head,oh boy that really sucks
Your boobs will sit behind your neck, your knees become your tum
And if we work quite hard at this, your mouth will be your bum

(you've been talking out if it for years ha ha!)

NEXT?
Why don't you look at The UN agenda
by: James Bredin
from: Toronto, ON, CA

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