VENTING HER SPLEEN

by

Paul Curtis

A young ventriloquist is working on the circuit of bars and pubs
Occasionally he manages to get a couple of evenings at nightclubs
Normally he will perform his act to a room full of drunken blokes
On one such night he’s doing his usual act including blonde jokes
When a big blonde woman in the front stands on her chair and says
"I’m sick to death of demeaning blonde jokes and your sexist ways
Tell me why does my hair color effect my worth as a human being?
Why do you stereotype blonde women that way its very demeaning?"
Embarrassed he began to apologize only getting out a word or three
"You stay out of this, I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"

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by: Paul Curtis
from: Woking, England, UK

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