The Web Poetry Corner - Paul Curtis - THE FATHER AND SISTER GRACE
THE FATHER AND SISTER GRACE
by
Paul Curtis
A Nun and a Priest set off to cross the desert
On a camel to find nomadic souls to convert
On the third day out the camel dropped dead
They were left to the mercy of the sun overhead
The Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation
And spent some time in silent contemplation
After a long period the Priest broke the silence
"Well, Sister" he spoke with great assurance
"Things look pretty hopeless." He said grimly
"Yes, father, I know" She answered calmly
He suggested that they had maybe a day or two
The Nun concurred and tipped sand from her shoe
"My child, since we are unlikely to leave this place
Would you do something for me Sister Grace?"
"Anything Father, Whatever you ask is yours"
"I’ve never seen women's breasts, can I see yours"?
Though shocked at first she considered carefully
"I don't see why not," Grace said agreeing fully
The Nun opened her habit and bared her breasts
As the priest enjoyed them he had another request
"Sister would you mind if I touched them fondly?"
She then consented and he fondled them eagerly
She said, "Father, could I ask something of you?"
"Yes, Sister, what would you like me to do?"
"I have never seen a man's thingy could I see yours?"
"Well yes OK," he said unbuttoning his drawers
"Oh may I touch it?" she said after close inspection
The priest consented and soon had an erection
"This can give life if inserted in the proper place"
The priest said trembling to the young Sister Grace
"Is that true father?" "Yes, sister." Answered her peer
"Then stick it in the camel so we can get out of here"