The Web Poetry Corner - John Connaughton - Misnomers
Misnomers
by
John Connaughton
Miss Interpret, she won't get the meaning
While Miss Taken will always be wrong
Miss Leading won't show you the right way
While Miss Demeanour won't be good for long
Miss Handle, her touch is uncertain
While Miss Spelling is never correct
Miss Cellaneous will tell you about everything
While Mis Use is a little suspect.