The Web Poetry Corner - James Bredin - Gagliano Letter
Pay the ransom to Quebec and send lots of money,
Otherwise we’re in peril which is not very funny,
Quebec might have another referendum and score,
But you can’t have referendums as we said before.
Can’t change the constitution and we’re not going away,
So increase Quebec equalization and pay,
The Adscam Liberals kept the country together,
So what if we gained a few bucks on the side - whatever!
Canada reelected us for doing what we did,
We’re the natural governing party you can’t get rid,
No referendums, no term limits and no recall,
It’s the status quo forever while we’re having a ball.
We used that cure-all word "asymmetrical" that you like,
So please stop rocking the boat or take a long hike,
Listen to those Liberals, many at 50-plus,
No need to change anything or even discuss.
And our Adscam prime ministers are all from Quebec,
Of course they’re bilingual so they never need to check,
What the Quebecois are saying ‘cause they already know,
So listen to us Adscam Liberals go "Ho Ho."