The Web Poetry Corner - James Bredin - We Need More Round Women
We Need More Round Women
I think all women should carry an extra twenty pounds,
We donít need bony women as skinny as greyhounds,
And those extra pounds should be in all the right places,
And they should all look well fed with nice round faces.
And those skinny women who jump up and say Iím wrong,
Have been reading those big fat diet books far too long,
Or listening to some talking head on TV giving advice,
ĎBout bad fat or bad cholesterol, they swear is not nice.
And to the one or two of you who may have some doubt,
Who think I probably donít know what Iím talking about,
Go to Tim Hortons, McDonalds or Burger king,
Eat your fill of donuts hamburgers or chicken wing.