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The Web Poetry Corner - James Bredin - welfare couch potato

welfare couch potato


James Bredin

The welfare urban couch potato is not true, politicians say,
In their left wing socialist propaganda pompous way,
And even though they claim that couch potatoes donít exist,
Nor do they even know that couch potatoes are mostly pissed.

These fat lazy irresponsible welfare types seldom move,
No rent, free parking, hydro power and nothing to pay or prove,
Welfare workers by the score look after additional needs,
Never publish the facts about any welfare inbreeds.

Itís not politically correct to even pay attention,
Because these issues are far beyond your apprehension,
Because heís fat, lazy, irresponsible but set for life,
Told the social worker he was a nervous wreck with a wife.

The notion that a couch potato might get a job is absurd,
In his world he can act like an obnoxious little turd,
A complete lack of pride is one of his characteristics,
It doesnít matter to him that heís in government statistics.

Left wing hacks dare not touch this political reality,
Wouldnít want to observe or offend socialist formality,
The under belly of society is not politically correct,
Therefore they are careful about reality and welfare project.

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