The Web Poetry Corner - James Bredin - A Group of pedophile priests
A Group of pedophile priests
A group of pedophile priests had a secret conference in Clare,
Dedicated to preserving the present church status quo there,
Many of them looked out the window at the playground next-door,
Some of them may have wondered how they could score.
The bishop came and blessed them dressed up in vestment clothes,
Bright red like a long ladies dress all the way down to the floor,
Then they talked about their agenda and praised one another,
They had faith in Cannon law - not common law or big brother.
All these priests were concerned about their priestly rights,
As they exchanged their many stories much to their own delights,
And the bishop didnít think that any of this was uncouth,
Because priests listened to confessions and knew the truth.
They want no new church rules and certainly no female priests,
But they would like same-sex marriage but as yet no press release,
If the Anglicans could do it, then Catholics could do it too,
These same-sex church changes they said were long over due.