The idiots who illustrate instructions should be shoved into the slammer.
‘Cause they go to China to learn English and use Cantonese grammar.
Then onto Japan to learn how to write by using computer technology.
Then they translate it into Urdu and back again and throw in some astrology.
Then they conceal the English version at the bottom of page twenty-three.
You haven’t even started, bewildered bourgeoisie, but you have to agree.
There’s got to be a job wherever these idiots write introductions.
You should apply to help them in the production of their instructions.