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Auditor General's Report
The Auditor General’s Report was frightful but right,
Ethics and honesty of the Liberals is out of sight,
The opposition could jump and scream all day and all night,
The next day too with all their might but Liberals don’t give a shyte,
It’s all about numbers - phony social insurance numbers,
They’re given to "everyone" by the Human Resources bunglers,
Even Ben Laden, though some say he’s dead and other say he’s not,
Has two Canadian social insurance numbers and why not?
There’s five million extra numbers out there somewhere right now,
Five million extra votes for the ethical Liberals somehow,
But the Liberals know about it and of course they have a plan,
Invite Ben Laden to be a refugee with his huge clan.
Claim they’re refugees and need an awful lot of health care,
Present their social numbers and then demand all their welfare,
And anyone who questions the ethics of this Liberal crowd,
Are obviously racist and biased or live under a cloud.