The Web Poetry Corner - J. M. Hallett - Put the Cat Out
Put the Cat Out
by
J. M. Hallett
Will someone put the cat out, please?
It's causing much alarm.
The neighbor set its tail on fire
And it’s heading for the barn.
With all the hay that's stored in there,
The place could go up fast.
So douse that frightened feline quick,
Then kick the neighbor’s ass!