Genetically modified Mary Quinn
without her essentials unable to sin
she looks like her mother
with eyes made from grapes
her hair is the heather
round dinosaur lakes
Conceived on a laptop when William Whitecoats
digitally inseminated thirteen old goats
gestation complete in a cage in the dark
at two in the morning a goat was heard bark
bless me this instant proud father refrained
a daughter with horns and a whiskers I'm made
Unusual Mary unusually hairy
was free from all known viral dire
expected to live to a thousand and eight
she was tied to a post
that was chained to a gate
Nine years have gone by since I ate any fruit
that an insect right-minded would lick
tomatoes are red with no flavour to taste
the texture is terrapin-shell in dried paste
God bless us and save us and pardon our sin
for undoing nature and poor Mary Quinn