Dr.Marilyn said.
"Sorry darling,i've cut off the wrong leg".
"You see,brandy, i'd been drinking,
and your other leg i cut off without thinking".
"It's not because your my mother in law".
"It's not because those things you said used to stick in my craw.
"It's not because you said i could'nt boil an egg".
"It's none of those things i've said".
"But i'm all ready to put things right".
"Your other leg i'll cut off tonight".
"Now, i know you won't feel complete".
"Your shorts will be your longs now.Is'nt that neat".