Life in a Shoe Shop.

by

Fred Mason

"My toes on my left foot are too long".
("Cut the bloody things off you nong")
"Are there any other sizes than this?"
("Can't you read the flipping sign.You must be on the piss")

"Is this leather the real thing?"
("No it comes from plastic cows with plastic skin")
"If my husband does'nt like them can i bring them back?"
("Your wearing them buster.No you can't do that")

"Can i have a stocking to put on my foot.?".She said.
("Where else would you put it?.Over your head")
"Can i have a reduction,theres a mark on it?"
("You marked it yourself, you twit")

"If i buy two pairs,how much would it be?"
("Divide by two after you multiplied it by three")
"Are you still open?"She asked.Pushing open the door.
("No.Can't you see the sign.You bloody whore")

NEXT?
Why don't you look at One and Only
by: Joyce Hemsley
from: Sunderland, England, UK

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