The Web Poetry Corner - Fred Mason - Baby in a pram
Baby in a pram
by
Fred Mason
There.There GOO GOO......Don't pacify me you silly old hag.
What a sweet little baby......Pull one more face and i'll hit you with your bag.
"I love pinching your cheeks"......Do that and i'll have you up for grievious bobily harm and much more.
"I think his nappies need changing"......Touch me there and you'll be sore.
"He looks like your side of the family"......So i'll end up short fat and bald.
"Tickle.Tickle......It's that tickle word again.I'm not enthralled.