"Oiga" I called to the waitress,
And she came over to our table.
"Dos naranjas, por favor," I requested.
"Would you like fresh or bottled?" she responded,
Recognizing me as norteamericano,
Another chance to practice dashed,
Although I am sure she was just
Trying to be helpful,
But I did not come
All the way to Spain
To speak my native language.
And as I watched, I saw
She was just as good
With French, German, and Swedish,
But not so good pa-Russki,
Though she certainly did try.
And I had to wonder
Just how much Spain was left
In a land bled dry by wars
Fought against itself
Until few were left,
Who could stand up
And count themselves Spaniards,
When all the tourists
Have gone home.