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Tarzan and the Lost City

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VivianRose

Tarzan and the Lost City
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There's not much I can say about Tarzan and the Lost City. It's your average, everyday, run-of-the-mill lousy movie.

In case you hadn't already guessed, Tarzan is about the wild jungle man, Tarzan, turned civilized. After having a vision that an old friend deep in the jungle needs him, he leaves his hurt fiance high and dry just a week before their wedding and heads to the jungle. Of course she follows him, and a guy named Ravens takes an interest in her even though he knows they are engaged. He winds up chasing both of them into the jungle, where Tarzan wants to stop him from entering a famous "lost city". A poisonous snake bites Tarzan and a shape - shifting voodoo doctor heals him and saves his life. Give me a break. This movie doesn't even attempt to create any realism or credibility; there's just not enough plot to interest the moviegoer.

All I can say is that I wish I'd had a voodoo doctor to heal the terrible eyestrain this dreadfully tepid movie gave me.

My Rating = One Star


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