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The thing about Mafia That's not to say that I didn't enjoy Mafia - I did, I left the theatre wondering what Mafia was all about.

Mafia is like one of the Naked Gun movies (see: The Naked Gun, Naked Gun 2 1/2, Naked Gun 33 1/3), only those do have some identifiable plot. The only other difference is that Mafia is about the Mafia, while the Naked Gun movies are about the police force.

Anthony Cortino (Jay Mohr) is the son of a soon-to-retire Mafia, Don Vincenzo Cortino. Anthony runs a Vegas casino, lives with a stripper, and still pines away for his old girlfriend Diane (Christina Applegate), who left him because he killed people and she was for world peace. And that's all there is to it.

Suffice it to say that if you liked the Naked Gun movies, you'll probably like this one. You just have to have a good appreciation for movies that aren't really movies.

My Rating = Two Stars

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