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The Dream Machine --- The Imagination of the World Wide Web
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Let me tell you just a little about the ridiculous plot to justify my bad review. It's about George of the Jungle (duh) a guy who fell out of an airplane and into an African jungle when he was a baby. Give me a break. About twenty years later a sickeningly sweet American and her stuffy, stuck-up fiance are in the African jungle shooting a wildlife video. While being attacked by a lion, she meets George, falls madly in love with him, dumps her now-jailed fiance, and takes George back to New York with her. I won't even bother pointing out how unrealistic and impossible this is because I'm sure my readers have enough intelligence to figure that out by themselves. Unfortunately, the screenwriters for this waste of time didn't.
I give it a one (although I'd rather give it a minus five!)