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While funny at times, Baseketball is, for the most part, tasteless trash. This movie will offend just about everyone.

Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of South Park star as a couple of losers - Joseph 'Coop' Cooper and Doug Remer. That is, they're losers until they accidentally invent the game BASEketball, which is apparently a combination of baseball and basketball, with rudeness and crazy rules thrown in - just for fun. Soon, BASEketball becomes a big sport, and this silly, senseless game goes down in history. It's not long before Coop and Doug are fighting over gorgeous Jenna Reed (Yasmine Bleeth) - and control of the team. Dont' ask why Jenna, who heads a children's charity and seems fairly intelligent, would want anything to do with these two idiots - I couldn't figure it.

Several scenes struck me as hilarious, but I didn't like a lot of the other events in this movie. For example, the scene where Coop and Doug French-kiss each other was just plain sickening. And let's not forget that this film is full of excessive swearing, racial slurs, and a general lack of tact.

My Rating = Two Stars

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