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That's about it, in case you thought there was something deep to all this. Turner and Quaid try, I'll give them that, but they don't seem to click as a married couple. In fact, the leads in The Wizard of Oz had more sexual chemistry than these two have. The best performance comes from Stanley Tucci (Murder One) as a inept thief named Muerte (or as Quaid calls him, "Morty"). He's the only thing good within this dull, absolutely lifeless comedy.