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The Dream Machine --- The Imagination of the World Wide Web
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Stephen King's darkest novel (and one of his most fantastic) is turned into a Friday the 13th clone. The characters are treated like pieces of meat, set up to be sliced and diced by zombie kids and pets. King at least gave the characters feelings and made them interesting. Here, they're just a bunch of unimportant cardboard dummies. They're just too many things wrong with this. Important characters and scenes from the book have been cut out, and new (and ludicrous) scenes and dialogue are added in. I bet even King couldn't believe the final result. For those of you who like seeing films like this, great news! There's a sequel that's even dumber and more incoherent than the first.