MY GOD!!! Who was the schmuck that came up with this bogus film. The "story" follows two detectives (Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Aykroyd) to an island resort to catch a couple of smugglers. The island also happens to be a resort for people trying to bring their erotic fantasies to life, with help from the staff who use S&M techniques. There's nothing erotic about this movie though. It's supposed to be a comedy, but to be honest with you, I couldn't tell what the hell it was. O'Donnell gets a couple of funny lines, but she's virtually lost in the sea of bad jokes and bad porn. Supposedly based on an Anne Rice novel, I'm pretty sure that this film wasn't true to the book.