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Dice Rules


Roger Davidson

Dice Rules
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Andrew Dice Clay was the most miserable excuse for a comedian, an actor and a human being. The film starts out with Clay in an embarrassingly bad Jerry Lewis impression, trying to show us how cruel everybody seems to be. Then, it moves to his concert in Madison Square Garden, where it seems thousands of people have come to see Clay's pathetic act. His timing is all off, his lines are terrible and the loud-mouthed, racist, sexist, greaser character is the worst persona ever put on screen. What is really surprising about this is that people actually liked this guy! They actually laughed at him, uproariously! I guess they had nothing better to do with their lives, than to see this asshole! If your I.Q. is below 50, then this is just the movie for you.

My Rating = One Star

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