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Okay, so in all honesty now, did ANYBODY like this movie? Aside from the kind of people that just like EVERY movie? I saw it six times in the theater; the first times desperately trying to enjoy it....I mean it IS Star Wars...at least that's what Lucas wants us to believe. But no avail, so the next four times I saw it purely to poke fun at it's stupidity. Okay, well, George Lucas has NEVER been able to direct people, and we know that, and it didn't matter in the trilogy because Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher were good actors. But Jake Llyod... and it isn't even the acting! A weak story, shallow dialogue, atrocious acting, bad directing yet again, and of course, Jar-Jar....the only thing ever more annoying than the Ewoks. Don't kid yourself - this movie isn't worth the film it's on.