Wake Up Little Google

A Song

By

Willy Chaplin

July 25, 2008

The subsequent pages of this site are dedicated to convincing Google to undertake a truly comprehensive language translation of ALL content on the world Wide Web. Google has the wherewithall, but seem to lack the will to carry out this most essential project. Meanwhile, I thought I would give Google a little bump to catch their attention. Click HERE to start investigating further.

Wake Up Little Google

With apologies to the authors of this famous Everly brothers song, written by Boudleaux and Felice Bryant.

Wake up, little Google, wake up
Wake up, little Google, wake up
We've all been sound asleep, wake up, little Google, and weep
Search engines are over, it's four o'clock, and you're in trouble deep
Wake up little Google
Wake up little Google, well

Whatta we gonna tell your mama
Whatta we gonna tell your pa
Whatta we gonna tell our friends when they say "ooh-la-la"
Wake up little Google
Wake up little Google, well

Wake up, little Google, wake up
Wake up, little Google, wake up
We told your fans that you'd always be in the main
Well Google baby looks like we goofed again
Wake up little Google
Wake up little Google, we gotta go home

[chorus]

Wake up, little Google, wake up
Wake up, little Google, wake up
The search engine wasn't so hot, it didn't have much of a plot
You fell asleep, your goose is cooked, your reputation is shot
Wake up little Google
Wake up little Google, well

[chorus]

Wake up, little Google, wake up
Wake up, little Google, wake up
Copying and pasting is such a pain in the ass
Making it automatic would be such a gas
Wake up, little Google, wake up
Wake up, little Google, wake up

[chorus]

Wake up, little Google, wake up
Wake up, little Google, wake up
So get it done while there's still a chance
Of keeping Microslop and Yahoo from stealing the dance
Wake up little Google
Wake up little Google, well

[chorus]
Wake up little Google